Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken
was going to the "other side." That's what "they" call it: the "other side." Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if
you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal
media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side." That chicken should not be free to cross the road.
It's as plain and simple as that
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the
air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell
to the ground.
The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts.
Finally, the female bird turned to her mate.
"Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's adopted."